What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How can a native English speaker say "it was nice talking to you" in French without using that exact phrase?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).