What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:22

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
So they tried
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
share office space ...
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
6 Foods You Should Eat More of After 60, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...